Big Fish Slots Witticisms

by Lure on April 1, 2008

Big Fish Slots We just love Big Fish Slots, and most of our love is attributed to the subtle sense of humor that peeks out from within the game. We’ve compiled a short list of the sayings the game gives you when you win tokens tokens in the Chance round!

- This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums.

- You will henceforth be known as “Spongebob Tokenpants!”

- Current-sea is flowing through your bank account!

- We love you with all our carp and sole!

- No scurvy on your scow, no siree.

- You’re just too cool. You’re too cool for the school.

- Holy Mackerel, your tokens are being shipped COD!

- Your fish film will be directed by Steven Eelberg!

- Your success was never in trout.

- You put the “cuddle” in cuttlefish!

- Your soup had a fly, but your oyster had a pearl!

- Your rolling waves gather no barnacles.

And when you lose tokens, the game spares no expense with humor:

- You won a million clams! (Now you’ll have to pay to haul those smelly things away.)

- Your stream of consciousness is overgrown with algae.

- Gillnetters, seiners, and traulers… Oh my!

- Feeling clammy and need a day off? Pay a visit to the dock and get yourself off the hook.

There are many more, so keep playing Big Fish Slots to see the rest.

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